BULL GARLINGTON

The British Isles & Beans

in 2011 I took my wife, my kids, and my mom on a bus trip with nearly dead elderly tourists all across England, Scotland, and Ireland. We ate beans every morning, Do the math.
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fat in paris travelogue

Massive Camel Hatred

Stories of our major trips from 2017 through 2022, spanning three continents (North America, Europe, Africa), seven countries (France, Spain, Germany, The Bahamas, Mexico, Egypt, and Alabama), and various injuries therein.
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The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams

Time Hopping Crazy Town

A frenetic and hilarious ensemble piece featuring a Buddhist priest, a sexy trans math whiz, an easily angered Columbian Jlo analog, a ridiculous himbo, a bored trickster god, and the world’s greatest salesman of transluminal real estate.
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Headshot of author Bull Garlington, taken in March 2024

About Bull Garlington

Bull Garlington is an award-winning author and humorist. His writing has appeared in magazines, newspapers, and online since before there were cell phones. His 2017 memoir, The Full English, was the IndieFab Humor Book of the Year. His collection of award-winning essays, Death By Children, was the IndieFab 2013 Humor Book of the Year. He is co-founder of All American Whiskey, an award-winning whiskley culture site.

Garlington lives in Chicago with [his attorney], a dog named Whiskey, and a cat named Jones. He is an avid gardener, smokes Haunted Bookshop pipe tobacco, collects California reds, and spends a lot of time at the local library. When he’s not writing novels or freelancing for business mags, Garlington works on his passion project, Eating Vincent Price, an exegesis of the infamous cookbook from the legendary horror actor.

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