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You Ruined Me (You Complicate Me Series Book 3) Kindle Edition

by Isabel Jordan (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.6 out of 5 stars 633
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It’s possible to escape the friendzone and graduate from fake boyfriend to real one, right? Asking for a friend.

Michael Montgomery had a plan. He intended to get so drunk he forgot his ex-fiancé was marrying his cousin, and that he had to attend the wedding. Alone. But somewhere between the vodka and organic bananas at the supermarket, he forgot the plan and ended up rescuing a damsel in distress—by pretending to be her boyfriend. Oh, well…planning was overrated, anyway.

Delilah Morgenstern didn’t need someone to save her from her ex, but she wasn’t going to refuse the help, either. Being Michael’s fake girlfriend at the wedding was the least she could do to repay her sexy nerd in shining armor. Falling for him, though? Not an option. But surely she could fake it for one night (sharing one bed) and not get too attached. That’s what she keeps telling herself, at least…

It’s not long before Michael and Delilah realize how thin the line between real and pretend is—and just how easy, fun, and potentially ruinous it would be to cross it…

You Ruined Me, book 3 in the You Complicate Me series, is a light, snarky, low-angst romance featuring a quirky heroine and the sexy nerd who steals her heart. The books in this series can be read as standalones in any order. Each book features a guaranteed happily ever after, delightfully weird familial antics, and tons of nerdy pop culture references. There's also cussing. Lots of it. Don't say I didn't warn you...
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"A frothy romp, heavy on the rom-com, laced with sweet sexiness I couldn't put down." -TJ Loves to Read

"Hot, snarky, romantic perfection." -EllesBellsNBooks

"If you're in the market for a light, hilarious rom com...this is the book you've been waiting for." -Romance Rehab

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0924PH94H
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (April 30, 2021)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ April 30, 2021
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3233 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 202 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.6 out of 5 stars 633

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The normal:

Isabel Jordan writes because it's the only profession that allows her to express her natural sarcasm and not be fired. She is a paranormal and contemporary romance author. Isabel lives in the U.S. with her husband, her son, a neurotic Shepherd mix, and a ginormous Great Dane mix named Jerkface. (Don't feel bad for Jerkface. He really is a jerk.)

The weird:

Now that the normal stuff is out of the way, here's some weird-but-true facts that would never come up in polite conversation. Isabel Jordan:

1. Is terrified of butterflies (don't judge...it's a real phobia called lepidopterophobia)

2. Is a lover of all things ironic (hence the butterfly on the original cover of Semi-Charmed)

3. Is obsessed with Supernatural, Game of Thrones, and Dog Whisperer.

4. Hates coffee. Drinks a Diet Mountain Dew every morning.

5. Will argue to the death that Pretty in Pink ended all wrong. (Seriously, she ends up with the guy who was embarrassed to be seen with her and not the nice guy who loved her all along? That would never fly in the world of romance novels.)

6. Would eat Mexican food every day, if given the choice.

7. Reads two books a week in varied genres.

8. Refers to her Kindle as "the precious".

9. Thinks puppy breath is one of the best smells in the world.

10. Is a social media idgit. (Her husband had to explain to her what the point of Twitter was. She's still a little fuzzy on what Instagram and Pinterest do.)

11. Kicks ass at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

12. Stole her tagline idea from her son. Her tagline idea was, "Never wrong, not quite right." She liked her son's idea better.

13. Breaks one vacuum cleaner a year because she ignores standard maintenance procedures (Really, you're supposed to empty the canister every time you vacuum? Does that seem excessive to anyone else?)

14. Is still mad at the WB network for cancelling Angel in 2004.

15. Can't find her way from her bed to her bathroom without her glasses, but refused eye surgery, even when someone else offered to pay. (They lost her at "eye flap". Seriously, look it up. Scary stuff.)

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4.6 out of 5 stars
4.6 out of 5
633 global ratings

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Cheryl Perdew
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilariously enjoyable 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reading.
Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2021
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Isabel Jordan's books are the most fun that you can have with your clothes on, bar none. I mean what's not to love when you can spend some quality time reading about sexy hot nerd Michael, beautiful quirky nerd Delilah, and more of the crazy Montgomery family's signature wedding antics. This story has it all. Great humor, fun characters, and amazing sex. Best of all, however, is it's total loving embrace of all things nerd. To Isabel I say, kudos to another fantastic book. In the words of Kuiil from the Mandalorian, "I have spoken".
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Beckyrae99 (Becky Wise)
4.0 out of 5 stars laugh out loud good time
Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2022
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You Ruined Me is a laugh out loud good time. You will just love Michael's book so much. Michael and Delilah will keep you on your toes with their cute meet cute and all the shenanigans that follow. Both are on the rebound and neither are looking to get involve. There is this wonderful yet weird connection that is between them that will keep you glued to the pages and laughing out loud. If you've read the first two books in this series, then you know how Michaels family is. Delilah fits right in like she has always been there. I love the banter and everything that is Michael and Delilah. I could not put this one down. Go one click this and enjoy so many wonderful giggle moments.
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Stacey Scott
5.0 out of 5 stars love this series.. love..!
Reviewed in the United States on February 9, 2022
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I actually loved all the characters, even Grandma Ruthie.. what I especially liked was that we were able to see Sadie and Michael grow from dumb kids to beautiful adults.. Nick’s snark, Gage’s a-holery, Grace’s lawyerings, and Delilah’s nerdiness.. it made this series funny, totally laugh-worthy and surprisingly relatable.. I felt a kinship of sorts with the lead characters.. completely with the read..!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Modern Comedy
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2022
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Again Isabel Jordan comes through with a quirky and fun romance! Michael and Delilah have the best ‘meet cute’ ever. Who knew lust (er I mean love) could start in the grocery aisle!
A fun read!
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Amy Morgan
5.0 out of 5 stars Near perfect end to the series
Reviewed in the United States on November 2, 2021
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Such an awesome (albeit short) book to end the series! I am so glad Michael got his HEA. I will warn of an apparent SPOILER if you haven't seen Endgame yet.... but it helped the story so all is forgiven. I absolutely loved Delilah, she is so adorably written. And she is a perfect fit for Michael and the insanity that is the Montgomery family. And Grandma Ruthie made every scene epically better. Such a great end to a great series.
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Alysia Massart
4.0 out of 5 stars They met at the IGA and he helped her out with her ex and she went to his exes wedding
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2021
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I got through the majority of this book and I remembered how much I hated Michael in the first book in this series. New was a horrible fiance acting like Sadie should only do what he wanted to do and be how he wanted her to be. I was glad when she met Gage and fell for him and loved their as story even though it was 5 years after they met. I did like how Michael and Delilah met and it seemed romantic -then there was the dick pic and I'm thinking Seriously!? It did get better so I left that as a drunken situation and liked how they were together after that, but then for bored and skimmed a few parts until the end where they were officially dating. I don't think he ever truly redeemed himself in my eyes or his families and that should have been talked about since they did pay for a big fancy wedding and they broke up. He was a sweet character and they did fit together with their nerd backgrounds and sense of humor.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The perfect book
Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2021
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Wow this was a short series but a very powerful one. It's lots of fun and will make you smile and laugh also you might have a few tears. Great job of writing.
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Temprance
5.0 out of 5 stars A Great Finale
Reviewed in the United States on October 2, 2022
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Truly happily ever after for a cast of Wonderful characters with a great story! My ONLY Consolation for this series ending is the other series of hers I've yet to read!
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Booktravert
4.0 out of 5 stars Good light read
Reviewed in Canada on May 1, 2021
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This is a great rom-com read. I loved this duo as they had fabulous chemistry and were so fun. This book had both awww's and so many laughs. Good light read.
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Fishing Wife
5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet read
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 18, 2021
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After reading Sadie and Gage it was good to read Michael's story. He had come over a bit of an idiot but now he was a hot 🔥totally good guy. Delilah had a bad breakup not wanting another relationship but Michael had stepped up for her so was returning the favour by attending a wedding with him.. These two were lovely together.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Fun read
Reviewed in Australia on December 4, 2021
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Lots of snark and laughter in this light hearted story with quirky characters and HEA. Highly recommend if you want a fun light read
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Emma Jordan
5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet, sassy and gorgeous.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 30, 2021
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Loved how Michael and Delilah meet - we've all needed a hero to step to our sides at times - and the quirkiness of his family, ESPECIALLY Ruthie. Absolutely perfect for nerds, right from the Ben Solo tank top Delilah's wearing when we first see her.
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Patricia Hopkin
5.0 out of 5 stars You ruined me
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 28, 2021
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Another really enjoyable story with really enjoyable characters. Loved reading this book very much and will look forward to reading further books by this writer. Big red(Kingston upon Hull England).
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