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The Remarkable Retirement of Edna Fisher Kindle Edition
- SJ Whitby, author of the Cute Mutants series
“Edna is the perfect story that proves the call to adventure has no age limit. With a delightfully diverse cast of characters, readers are sure to be captivated. A must read for anyone looking for a creative and heart-warming twist on the hero’s journey.”
-Shawna Barnett, author of Seabird, Windfall, and Between Wind & Water
You're never too old for adventure.
When you’re a geriatric armed with nothing but gumption and knitting needles, stopping a sorcerer from wiping out an entire dragon-fighting organization is a tall order. No one understands why 83-year-old Edna Fisher is the Chosen One, destined to save the Knights from a dragon-riding sorcerer bent on their destruction. After all, Edna has never handled a magical weapon, faced down a dragon, or cast a spell. And everyone knows the Council of Wizards always chooses a teenager—like the vengeful girl ready to snatch Edna’s destiny from under her nose.
Still, Edna leaps at the chance to leave the nursing home. With her son long dead in the Knights’ service, she’s determined to save dragon-fighters like him and to ensure other mothers don’t suffer the same loss she did. But as Edna learns about the abuse in the ranks and the sorcerer’s history as a Knight, she questions if it’s really the sorcerer that needs stopping—or the Knights she’s trying to save.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateApril 21, 2023
- File size1024 KB
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Product details
- ASIN : B0BSP1X5WC
- Publisher : Hansen House (April 21, 2023)
- Publication date : April 21, 2023
- Language : English
- File size : 1024 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 410 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #586,562 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #1,187 in LGBTQ+ Fantasy Fiction
- #3,000 in LGBTQ+ Fantasy (Kindle Store)
- #6,080 in Urban Fantasy (Kindle Store)
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About the author
E.M. Anderson (she/they) is a queer, neurodivergent writer and the author of The Remarkable Retirement of Edna Fisher and The Keeper of Lonely Spirits. Her work has appeared in SJ Whitby’s Awakenings: A Cute Mutants Anthology, Wyldblood Press's From the Depths: A Fantasy Anthology, and Dark Horses: The Magazine of Weird Fiction. They have two master’s degrees and a feral passion for trees, birds, and Uncle Iroh. Despite all their book smarts, it is her doom to one day vanish into the depths of a mysterious forest, never to be seen again, after ignoring the warnings of the locals just because she wanted to befriend the trees, or maybe find a cool rock. Until that fateful day, you can find them on Instagram, BlueSky, or Facebook at @elizmanderson.
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The characters feel incredibly real, incredibly relatable... I don't just want to grow up to be Edna, I *actually* can, because the special thing about her is her capacity for love. Specifically loving people who aren't family yet.
The day it was available, I bought a Kindle version, and I can confirm I will be buying a physical copy, too. I need this in my hands
Thankfully this released on a Friday in my area, bc once I knew it was published, work just wasn't a priority. I binged it in a day, and I need 6 sequels, a series, and a movie. It is so far above and beyond better than what I wanted.
Absolutely stellar, 15/10, already begging people to buy it!
It was the rare book that I couldn't put down -- but I also almost couldn't bear to pick up because the more I read it, the faster it would be over.
This story was such a fun read. The plot was good, chosen one versus an evil sorcerer with dragons! The characters were relatable and absolutely loveable. It had diversity and inclusion.
Edna was funny, and I completely believed she was like everyones grandmother but real badass. It's high stakes. The magic was there. It's such an enjoyable read!
This story was such a fun read. The plot was good, chosen one versus an evil sorcerer with dragons! The characters were relatable and absolutely loveable. It had diversity and inclusion.
Edna was funny, and I completely believed she was like everyones grandmother but real badass. It's high stakes. The magic was there. It's such an enjoyable read!
This book was a joy from start to finish, with so much queer rep, moments that made me cackle out loud, and a plot twist so twisty I screamed when I got to it. THE FOUND FAMILY OF IT ALL! (With this, as all, books, mind the TWs.)
The twist is incredibly satisfying and the way magical is woven through the modern world we know feels seamless and ever so fun.
The LGBT+ rep is also great, it feels very natural to the story -- background feels like the wrong word, but it has little bearing on the plot and only serves to make the characters richer, which is wonderful.
Amazing work and I can't WAIT to see what this author puts out next.
I liked the characters in this book; they were engaging. I didn't like what was done with them. For all that Edna was supposed to be the Chosen One, she really was completely useless except for the fact that she was a mother and grandma to her found family. There was nothing unique that stood out about her except for the standard attributes that are assigned by society to all old women. As an old woman, that kind of made me angry. It's kind of like saying "Look at this book where a woman is the hero" and making her whole role and success center on her being a good wife to the right guy. The writer missed their own point.
I also was rolling my eyes hard at the whole abuse part of the story. It's the age of TikTok and Instagram and YouTube and cellphones that take videos. Your trying to tell me that NO ONE uploaded video of any of the thousands of incidents that were clearly each witnessed by multiple people over the course of decades? That everyone is shocked and outraged and had no idea? Please. The whole "war" was founded in a story I didn't believe. And then the ending was just way too easy for something that supposedly could only be stopped by war.
I think the writer has a solid talent. I hope the plot of her next book is considered more carefully.