• How to Bottom like a Porn Star: Second Edition

  • The How-to Gay Sex Series, Book 1
  • By: Michael Alvear
  • Narrated by: John York
  • Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)

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How to Bottom like a Porn Star: Second Edition

By: Michael Alvear
Narrated by: John York
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Publisher's summary

Learn how to bottom with eye-popping medical illustrations!

The second edition of this classic best seller teaches you how to bottom with explicit medical illustrations. These critically acclaimed medical illustrations are as illuminating as watching porn with X-ray glasses! They'll help you understand the best way to bottom in ways that words alone can’t.

The book will show you how to get in the best positions, use the most effective angles of entry, and know what happens if you use an enema (the most spectacular of the illustrations). These explicit visuals will improve your ability to recall facts, retain important concepts, and yes, give you a slight but unmistakable stiffy.

You’re welcome.

The :60 sphincter release method: The second edition also introduces a new method of completely relaxing your sphincter in under a minute. Based on a relaxation technique called PNF (proprioceptive neuromuscular facilitation), it’s going to pop open your sex life like a can of soda.

A quick glance at the chapters:

  • How Porn Stars Bottom Without Pain
    A spread-eagled view of how porn star bottoms carry the cargo.
  • Emotional Blocks That Stop You from Bottoming
    How “anticipatory pain” and a perceived loss of masculinity can put your butt in a headlock.
  • Why It Feels Like Being Impaled by a Fencepost
    It isn’t just your sphincter causing all that pain. Take a tour of your butt.
  • The :60 Sphincter Release
    A revolutionary technique that completely relaxes your sphincter in under a minute.
  • Best Positions and Angle of Entry
    How to squeeze a Cadillac into a dog house.
  • Who’s in Charge?
    Surprise! It isn’t the top.
  • How to Have Unforgettable Sessions
    The secret to making sex feet-in-the-air fantastic.
  • How to Get the Most Out of a Top
    Help him keep you in the bedroom so long they’ll put your face in a milk carton.
  • Avoiding a Sh*t Show
    Get your butt cleaner than a Disney movie.
  • Don't Become Your Worst Enema
    Should you use enemas and douches?
  • A Guided Tour of a Painless Bottoming Session
    Watch Adam and Steve, our hot models, use the book’s advice in their sex play.

About the author:

Michael Alvear has been writing about gay sex for over 20 years. He starred in an international hit TV show called The Sex Inspectors that aired in 12 countries, including HBO in the US and Channel 4 in the UK. He has also written several sex books and writes a popular, syndicated column.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2014 Michael Alvear (P)2021 Michael Alvear
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How can someone who obviously has no experience as a bottom give advice how to no it like a star

Weak, boring, useless. And the grammar sucks works he does. Shoebox moonpie bad aid. Words as Useless as his book.

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I am 44 year old gay man.

I thought I knew a lot about bodming, but after listening to this book. I have found new tricks that I can use to make myself a better bottom. The book is funny, it is entertaining, and and wonderfully performed. It is well worth the asking price, and I hope you enjoy it. I know I really did. I'm probably going to buy more in the series. Thank you and I hope you have a wonderful day.

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