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I have to trap the most evil, worst bad dude in existence without actually turning him to ash. So, what’s a Vampyre to do? For starters, enter an undead beauty pageant—in Oklahoma—where the hair is jacked and the contestants are busty and brainless.   My name is Venus. I’m a two-hundred-year old killing machine and I’m trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swim suit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma…   Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I’d wanted to kill less than eight hours ago and the possible love of my undead life, I’m in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that’s never stopped me before.   I’m learning quickly nothing is as it seems—not my past and least of all my future. With the not-so-angelic Angels watching our every move and more butt glue, lipstick and hairspray than I knew existed, I’m gonna take my fate by the balls and twist. Hard.   In a race with death for the cursed life of the man I’m falling in love with, there’s no room for error. Especially when I can’t decide if I’d rather head butt him or jump his sexy bones.   Mixed up in a tangled trap of spotlights, sequins and seduction, I’m gunning for a crown and my happily ever after with the arrogant alpha-hole who makes me feel alive.   And the winner is… Hopefully me.
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"Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!" ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series

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THE HOT DAMNED SERIES
is a page turning hilarious, action packed paranormal romance about Vampyres, Fairies, Demons and the Devil himself. The stakes are always high and the humor will have you snorting your soda out of your nose. It's packed with humor, friendship, family and passion! Being dead has never been so delightful.

THE HOT DAMNED SERIES (IN PROCESS)
Book 1: Fashionably Dead
Book 2: Fashionably Dead Down Under
Book 3: Hell on Heels
Book 4: Fashionably Dead in Diapers
Book 5: A Fashionably Dead Christmas
Book 6: Fashionably Hotter Than Hell
Book 7: Fashionably Dead and Wed
Book 8: Fashionably Fanged
Book 9: Fashionably Flawed
Book 9.5: A Fashionably Dead Diary
Book 10: Fashionably Forever After
Book 11: Fashionably Fabulous
Book 12: A Fashionably Fiasco

THE SHIFT HAPPENS SERIES (COMPLETE)
Book 1: Ready to Were
Book 2: Some Were in Time
Book 3: No Were To Run
Book 4: Were Me Out
Book 3: Were We Belong

THE MAGIC AND MAYHEM SERIES (IN PROCESS)
Book 1: Switching Hour
Book 2: Witch Glitch
Book 3: A Witch in Time
Book 4: Magically Delicious
Book 5: A Tale of Two Witches
Book 6: Three's A Charm
Book 7: Switching Witches

THE SEA SHENANIGANS SERIES (IN PROCESS)
Book 1: Tallulah's Temptation
Book 2: Ariel's Antics
Book 3: Misty's Mayhem
Book 4: Madison's Mess

A WYLDE PARANORMAL LOVE STORY SERIES (IN PROCESS)
Book 1: Beauty Loves the Beast

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (April 20, 2017)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 302 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1545506531
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1545506530
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 15.2 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.5 x 0.76 x 8.5 inches
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Robyn Peterman

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NYT and USA Today best selling author, Robyn Peterman writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries.

Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke with extra ice in a Yeti cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals.

A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her sweatpants works really well for her.

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tamara rickman
5.0 out of 5 stars hilarious and hot
Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2024
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Robyn delivers another winner; I can’t tell you if this one is funnier or sexier than the last one or less than the next but I can tell you this series is a worthy read from book one and I’m on to the next so fast my kindle feels warm. Try it and thank me later.
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Alliwolfchild
5.0 out of 5 stars A pole-dancing Master Vampyre?
Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2019
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Who would have thought that a lost bet would have a hot Master Vampyre pole dancing with Mother Nature? But that's what happened to Gareth, and like his brother, Ethan, he has an ego the size of which can't be measured. But first, he and his fate-denying mate, Venus, must find the evil, twisted, Master Vampire, Vlad, and force him and his pet angel to remove a curse placed on Gareth and three of his siblings.

The adventures are daring, the characters are memorable, and the laughs are continuous. Ms. Peterman knows how to tell a story, and demonstrates that admirably. If you enjoy urban fantasy, and you like your romance hot, you might like this series. Be sure to start with the first book to get the entire background, but each book is standalone and can be read out of order. Warning: Explicit sex.
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CR
4.0 out of 5 stars Very amusing
Reviewed in the United States on August 30, 2022
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If you’ve gotten to book 8 in this series, you know that these books are a glorious mixture of insanity and sweetness. Venus and Gareth’s story is great fun. Jane & Martha are back with some more kookiness. I think they are truly growing on me… like fungus. And we meet a few new friends who I really liked. These books are great when you want a light, romance. Fun and enjoyable!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Another really awesome book from a really great author!
Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2017
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Reading this book was really hard on me! Why, because it isn't too good? NO!!! NOT AT ALL!!! The book is great! The difficulty came because I realized how long it's been since there was a new book from Robyn Peterman! In fact, in some ways this book set a new standard for smoothness with the action parts and it equals any of the other books in humor and fullness of story and characters.

PC alert: Like all in this series, this book is riddled with profanity and seemingly offensive language. That being said, it isn't really offensive unless you are really sensitive to it.

Suggestion: If you have not read to earlier books in the "The Hot Damned Series" then you should start with book one. All of them are great and each new book takes characters and relationships from earlier books and builds from there so the background is necessary but so very worth it!

Nope, I'm tell nothing about the story line, that's for you to read but trust me... if you like this author and this genre, if you want a very well written, humor-filled read then this is for you.
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Perry Hays
5.0 out of 5 stars Love this!
Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2017
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There are certain things I look for when deciding what to rate a book. Did it hold my interest? Were the characters engaging? Did the storyline flow well ? Was there any distracting rambling? Did it cause me to lose track of time? And finally, putting aside everyone's individual idiosyncrasies, do I think anyone and everyone should read it? Saying this book is perfection really doesn't do it justice. The entertainment factor alone is off the charts! The characters are people you wish you really had in reality. A five star rating almost seems too subdued. It is a guarantee that you will laugh, you will also feel your heart wrench at times, and you will also want to reach into the pages and either slap someone Sicily or shake some sense into them. If you have a weak system, please be aware you need to read this close to a bathroom because the laughter may cause accidents. Humbly awaiting book 9.
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Janet Lee Smith
5.0 out of 5 stars This is an excellent addition to the Hot Damned series!
Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2017
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OMG! Robyn has done it again! Fashionably Fanged has me laughing out loud and crying my eyes out. I have been anxiously waiting for book 8 since book 7 came out, and now I will be anxiously awaiting book 9. Venus, Gareth, Martha, and Jane hit an undead beauty pageant to capture Vlad (the vamp who had put the curse on Gareth and his siblings) and bring him back alive so the curse could be broken. Venus also had another motive going into the deal, however, that motive quickly changed when she found out information about someone from her days as a human. Someone else from the books also got a new sibling along the way! All of the regular characters are a part of the book, but the main parts of the book involve Venus, Gareth, Martha, Jane, and a beautiful crew of new characters. And there is a happily ever after that I have been waiting for! Satan of course is involved at different parts of the book, and he asks Astrid something at the end that sets up Robyn's new part of the series, the story of Satan. I can't wait to read even more about Satan! If you love the Hot Damned series, I would buy this book right away and get to reading it! It's such a great book!
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Lynne MacVean
5.0 out of 5 stars Best fantasy beauty pageant ever!
Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2023
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I'm not a huge fan of beauty pageants, excuse me *scholarship competitions*, but this one was even better than Miss Congeniality (tm). I totally want to see this made into a movie. Are you listening, film execs?
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4.0 out of 5 stars There's a thin line between love and hate
Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2022
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This story is hot in more ways than one. Everyone loves and everyone hates and life is more interesting that way. If you like a story with a message to it, you will love this book. Love and hate blend together in a delicious tale you won't want to miss. I didn't know what was going to happen next. Once you start you won't want to stop reading this book.
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Lindsey
5.0 out of 5 stars Just keeps getting better.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 21, 2023
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What on Earth, Hell or Heaven can I say about this series, I laugh until I ache, love the characters even the nutcases!
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AnneMarie
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it
Reviewed in Canada on May 16, 2020
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Absolutely loved this story...not sure how it is possible but each book I read gets better and better.
Loved reading that Venue finally found her mate...Even though he was in her undead life she didn't accept he was her mate....
I'm not one to give the story away so I will just say if you love hilarious paranormal vampyre, demon, and fairy books you will love this series!
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Glauka
5.0 out of 5 stars Es bleibt spannend
Reviewed in Germany on March 25, 2021
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Ich hätte es nicht gedacht, nachdem ich die ersten drei Bücher der Autorin regelrecht inhaliert hatte und gleichzeitig aus den Lachkrämpfen nicht rauskam war ich anfangs nicht so interessiert die Geschichte von den Nebenfiguren zu erfahren, aber nach der wahnsinnig interessanten Geschichte ihrer Cousine Dixie, wollte ich unbedingt wissen, ob Ethans Bruder Gereth seinen Seelengefährten findet, oder nicht...einfach wunderschön. Spannend mit einigen kleinen und größeren Überraschungen und sehr witzige Dialoge...Es ist war wieder einmal ein Genuss.
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Elisa
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fanging good read
Reviewed in Australia on April 25, 2017
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Finally Venus and Gareth did it, well we know they had already done it once but now they did it BIG time like for eternity but seriously what is with the male royals being such a-holes seriously they take their alpha crap to a whole new level....lol

Fashionably Fanged was just hilarious with Tiaras and Tits everywhere oh and we can't forget Martha and Jane it just wouldn't be a hot damned book without them.

Such a hilarious laugh out loud riotous read I couldn't put down.
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Ms. Theresa M. Derwin
5.0 out of 5 stars Venus - She's got it - beauty, starts and killer fangs
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 4, 2020
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I was really looking forward to reading this one after seeing the blurb.
In the I'm going Hot Damned series, Venus is a powerful kick ass vampire who can fight and plan with the best, but when her frenemy and secret just Gareth is in danger, she has to go join a Vampire Beauty Pageant to catch Vlad who helped course him.
This is basically Miss Congeniality with vampires, insane characters and much humour. However I was pleased to find issues of racism dealt with in here too, as well as LGBTQ issues. Vanished to face old enemies and painful memories of her time as a slave and teach pensioner vampires Martha and Jane how to avoid being racist and become more accepting. I liked this aspect of the book as well as Venus discovering there is more to Gareth than she thought. I also think we're building up to a story with the nutty sisters learning to be better people and redeeming themselves, whilst possibly regaining their youth. That would be fun. Loved it
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