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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands (A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing) Mass Market Paperback – November 19, 2013
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You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.
Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.
Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.
- Print length256 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherGrand Central Publishing
- Publication dateNovember 19, 2013
- Dimensions4.25 x 0.75 x 6.75 inches
- ISBN-101455549215
- ISBN-13978-1455549214
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- Publisher : Grand Central Publishing; Reprint edition (November 19, 2013)
- Language : English
- Mass Market Paperback : 256 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1455549215
- ISBN-13 : 978-1455549214
- Item Weight : 4.5 ounces
- Dimensions : 4.25 x 0.75 x 6.75 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #122,480 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #373 in Humor Essays (Books)
- #1,216 in Actor & Entertainer Biographies
- #4,020 in Memoirs (Books)
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Chelsea Handler is an accomplished stand-up comic and actress, as well as the bestselling author of My Horizontal Life. She is the star of her own late-night show on E!, Chelsea Lately; was one of the stars of Girls Behaving Badly; has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman; and has starred in her own half-hour Comedy Central special. Chelsea makes regular appearances in comedy clubs across America and lives in Los Angeles.
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Within the first few pages of the book, Chelsea takes you instantly into a world of sexual promiscuity, partying, and humiliation. With each passing story, the reader finds themselves more and more a part of each story. Chelsea's form of "no holds bars" humor and blatant crude depictions keeps the reader constantly engaged. The read was so seamless that I was able to finish it in two days. What keeps the reader going, more so than her hilarious tendencies, is the constant changing from one story to the next. All of the stories tie together into a character that allows the reader to know more and more about Chelsea (or who she is portraying throughout the book.) Without a constant timeline, the stories jump around allowing the reader to not feel bored and easily set the book down for a period of time and pick it back up at their leisure, although I do not know why you would want to.
With a lot of comedic novels, it is common that the stories are over the top and unbelievable. I found this book to be completely opposite. It is true that some of the stories seem a little crazy, but knowing a lot of people who have lived or currently live the type of lifestyle she describes, not necessarily out of the realm of possibility. I found myself thinking to myself, "oh... I know that feeling," or, "that reminds me of [so and so,]" which shows either to Chelsea's brilliant retelling of honesty or her how astute her observations are. If it is the latter, the reinterpretation or complete fabrications of such real life stories proves quite impressive.
The moral of this review is merely to read it yourself. If you do not find yourself laughing and smiling within a chapter or so, this type of humor may not be your bag, but the book is fluid, easy to read, relatable, and overall worth the time.
For some reason it didn't occur to me that in spite of the very controversial subject matter, you could make the audience love you instead of hate you... now I know how she does it- she's funny.
Good thing Chelsea took the lead on this one. There are several times in the book when you wonder if she is lying or telling the truth.. but you come to the profound awareness that it doesn't matter because she is super funny. Thanks Chelsea this is my type of feminism. Also enjoyed the ending. I won't spoil it for anyone who is going to wait another 20 years to gaze into this sparkling gem. ✨️
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The Book: It is truly laugh-out-loud funny, I was reading it at an office job on my lunch breaks & I would be laughing so hard in the break room, this girl leaves nothing to the imagination & is a true comic.
If you haven’t watched her show, watch it, & if you haven’t read her books, read them! This & “Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea.” Are by far my favorites, unfortunately, her most recent ones, not so much.
I would definitely recommend it. I have read multiple books by female comics in the last year and I think this and mindy kaling's book are definitely the funniest.